...Only a Master of Evil, Darth

I got challenged to a lightsaber duel today in school.

This type of situation, although in this case fairly unique, happens to me more often than you might think.

I don't think I had done anything to provoke this challenge, like giving the student an "F". Or telling him I was his father. Or single-handedly wiping out his peace loving planet. Nope, I just walked into class and was told "When they invent lightsabers, we should fight".

Perhaps this means I'm approachable, you know, cause you wouldn't tell the same thing to, say, the principal or your Spanish teacher. Or maybe it was a cry for attention. Outright insanity cannot be by any means dismissed, either.

All I know is that when they do finally invent lightsabers, I'm wiping the floor with this kid. ;)