Stop the Presses!

Hold everything! I've discovered the true meaning of love! Throw out those ideas about feelings. Get rid of long moonlit walks. Adios, growing old together. Physical attraction, the door is that way.

The true meaning of love?

An RF modulator.

I'd like to thank CellGirl for this startling epiphany. Apparently her DVD player wasn't working right, so her charming boyfriend goes out and buys her an RF modulator and now everythings great.

Love...ain't it sweet?